Fwd: News Flash: Dead Come To Life!

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From: HAP
Date: Thu, Jan 5, 2012 at 9:06 AM
Subject: News Flash: Dead Come To Life!
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    News Flash!

    Washington D.C.

    DEAD COLLEGE BOY COMES TO LIFE!!

    The previously dead college boy Robert MacNamara was

resurrected in the body of Leon Panetta this morning. The Creature

walked into a room and seized the microphone at a Chicago Town

Hall Meeting, cleverly disguised as a National Security Briefing.

    The Creature had broken into the cookie jar that held the money

that we had used to pay our troops in the field. The Creature claimed

that there was a Fiscal Emergency that was more important than

paying the bills such as the Army, Marines, Navy, Veterans Administration,

etc. "We need to spend more in the Private Sector" the Creature bellowed,

"The Military has to tighten their belts". There was no government Official

that was man enough to stand up to the theft.

    The good news out of this is that the five or six HUNDRED MILLION

DOLLARS will help save the most important auspices of American Life...

Midnight Basketball and Fair Treatment of Illegal Aliens.

    In fairness to George Soros (Father of the Creature), America hasn't

been attacked since Pearl Harbor, so we really don't NEED a big, capable

military. (Oh, except for that thingie in New York and stuff).

    A squad of gallant Marines tried to subdue the creature with wreaths

of Garlic, but it had not effect against the stench of corruption that engulfed

the current Administration.

                                                                    Associated Press, Washington